Sms Love Guru

Jaisa k aap jaantay hain

2008-07-04T03:28:00.000-07:00

Asalam-u-Alaikum

Jaisa
K
Aap
Jantay
Hain

Mera
Muqsad
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Taqreer
Ka
Nahi
he,
Na
Hi
Me
Koi
Lambi
Chori
Kahani
Sunany
Wala
Hoon
Me
Janta
Hoon
K
Aaj
Kal
Waqt
Kisi
K
Pas
Nhi,
Na
Hi
Aap
Ke
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sun ny
Ka
Waqt
He
or
Na
Hi
Mere
Pas
Lambi
Bat
Sunany
Ka
So
Matlab
Ki
Bat
Karty
Hai

Kaise ho ?

Movies related to university life

2008-07-04T03:25:00.000-07:00

Movies related to
university life.
1.Exam
Evil dead

2.Classes
Kabhi Kabhi

3.Viva
Encounter

4.Examination Hall
Chamber Of Secret

5.Examiner
Don

6.Course
Godzilla

7.Paper Checking
Andha Qaanon

8.Exam Time
Qiamat se Qiamat tak

9.Question Paper
Aik Paheli

10.Answer Paper
Kora Kagaz

11.Paper Out
Plan

12.Result
Sadma

13.Pass
Chamatkar

14.Fail
Devdas

15.Vacation
Masti

16.Supplementary
Akhri Rasta.

Gulab

2008-06-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

Bush

2008-06-30T06:44:00.000-07:00

Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Aaj khushiyo ki

2008-06-28T21:41:00.001-07:00

Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhaai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega,
E-mohabbat karne walo ,
dekh ke mohabbat karna,
ek aasu bhi gira to sunai dega

Har ek baat pe

2008-06-28T21:40:00.000-07:00

Har ek baat pe kehte ho tum, ke tu kya hai
Tum he kaho ke ye Andaaz-e-Guft gu kya hai
Rago mein doudte phirne ke hum nahi kayal.
Jab aaankh he se na tpka tou phir lahooo kya hai?

GOD made the world

2008-06-28T21:39:00.002-07:00

GOD made the world with a heart full of love,
Then He looked down from Heaven above,
And saw that we all need a helping hand,
Someone to share with, who’ll understand.
He made special people to see us through
The glad times and the sad times, too;
A person on whom we can always depend,
Someone we can call a friend.
GOD made friends so we’ll carry a part
Of His perfect love in all our hearts.

Tum Apni Palkon

2008-06-28T21:39:00.001-07:00

Tum Apni Palkon Ki Parchaiyan Muje Dedo,
Tum Apni Sham ki Tanhaiyan Muje Dedo.
Main Dub Jaon Tumhari Udaas Ankhon Main,
Apne Dard Ki Gheraiyan Muje Dedo…

Do u want nokia

2008-06-28T21:37:00.002-07:00

Do u want nokia n73
In
Rs.999/only
With free sim,
With 100 sms free.
750 ka free air time.
Then just log on to www.ghareeb bachay_k_ajeeb_sapny.com

Man1 sitting

2008-06-28T21:37:00.001-07:00

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Funny Sms a

2008-06-28T21:30:00.000-07:00

Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

Natural Death

2008-06-22T20:00:00.000-07:00

Natural Death...!
After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor‘s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!

“If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they‘ll hate me forever,“ he thought.

So he took the dirty deceased rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur. Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbors would think it died of natural causes.

A couple of days later Chris and his neighbor saw each other outside.

“Did you hear that Fluffy died?“ the neighbor asked.

“Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?“ Chris mumbled.

The neighbor replied, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage! There are some really sick people out there!“

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First Date

2008-06-22T19:56:00.000-07:00

First Date...!
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.

The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.“

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy‘s nervousness builds.

He remembers his father‘s advice, and chooses the first topic.

He asks the girl: “Do you like spinach?“ She says “No,“ and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father‘s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?“ Again, the girl says “No“ and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father‘s advice and asks the girl the following question: “
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A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv

2008-06-18T12:29:00.002-07:00

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u’re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
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When you love someone, it’s nothing.

2008-06-18T12:29:00.001-07:00

When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.
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The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,

2008-06-18T12:28:00.001-07:00

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
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Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream..

2008-06-18T12:26:00.000-07:00

Luv is like a cloud… luv is like a dream… luv is 1 word and everything in between… luv is a fairytale come true… Coz I found luv when I found U.
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I want to say is I LUV U!

2008-06-18T12:25:00.000-07:00

If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
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jo message pardh raha hai

2008-06-18T12:24:00.000-07:00

aik bandar ka bacha apni maa say maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shuar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Tricky Question SMS

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai

2008-06-18T12:23:00.002-07:00

1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chhai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai.
Tricky Question SMS

THE MONKEY IN

2008-06-18T12:23:00.001-07:00

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …
Tricky Question SMS

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai.

2008-06-18T12:22:00.002-07:00

Boy:Suit Bada Acha Pahna Hai. Girl:Thanx Boy:Lipstik Bahut Achi Lagai Hai Girl:Thanx Boy:Make Up Bhi Bahut Acha Hai. Girl:Thanx Boy:Phir Bhi Achi Nahi Lag Rahi Ho …
Tricky Question SMS

forward kiya hai

2008-06-18T12:22:00.001-07:00

???I?_?e?????? /?:- ?)??:-i?’?? ???????????!????$y’?. Aankain phaarr phaarr k keya dekh rahe ho ? Jackie Chan ka sms aaya ta,forward kiya hai
Tricky Question SMS

Bhai kab se wait kar raha hon

2008-06-18T12:21:00.000-07:00

Customer:-Bhai kab se wait kar raha hon khana abhi tak tayar nahi hoa?
Hotel wala:-Bhai sahab khana to 3 din say tayyar hai bas garam ho raha hai.
Tricky Question SMS

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra

2008-06-18T12:19:00.000-07:00

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra
Tricky Question SMS

Wats d height of hope??

2008-06-18T12:18:00.002-07:00

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
Romantic SMS Messages

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

2008-06-18T12:18:00.001-07:00

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
Romantic SMS Messages

Aisa DOSTANA humara,

2008-06-18T12:17:00.001-07:00

Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..
Romantic SMS Messages

Full form of maths

2008-06-18T12:16:00.002-07:00

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
Romantic SMS Messages

What is d meaning of SMS ?

2008-06-18T12:16:00.001-07:00

What is d meaning of SMS ?

Share My Sweetness,
Search My Soul,
Seek My Sweet Heart,
Succeed My Smartness,
See My Smile,
So Keep Sending SMS.
Romantic SMS Messages

There is a saying

2008-06-18T12:14:00.000-07:00

There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!
Romantic SMS Messages

Ab tak meri life

2008-06-18T12:12:00.000-07:00

Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.
Romantic SMS Messages

If I could have

2008-06-16T22:19:00.003-07:00

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.
Punjabi SMS Messages

love you more than all the stars in the sky

2008-06-16T22:19:00.001-07:00

love you more than all the stars in the sky.
I love you more as each moment passes us by.I love you more with every breath I take.
I love you more with each promise we make.
Punjabi SMS Messages

When you love someone truly

2008-06-16T22:18:00.000-07:00

When you love someone truly, you don”t look for faults, you don”t look for answers, you don”t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Punjabi SMS Messages

na koe dukh mile

2008-06-16T22:17:00.002-07:00

na koe dukh mile na koe dard mile tere dil ko aisa qarar mile to tamana kare kisi gum k tuje or be zida piyar mile
Punjabi SMS Messages

Let love be the guide to your dreams

2008-06-16T22:17:00.001-07:00

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else”s heart still continues to beat.
Punjabi SMS Messages

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain

2008-06-16T22:15:00.000-07:00

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Punjabi SMS Messages

who luvs u more than u

2008-06-16T22:14:00.000-07:00

Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
Punjabi SMS Messages

I wish to close my eyes 4ever

2008-06-16T22:11:00.000-07:00

Few minuts ago I closed my eyes
&
saw u in my dream,

I found U most happiest in this world

If this is the way to see u happy,
I wish to close my eyes 4ever.
Punjabi SMS Messages

Oie tano mari yad nahee andi

2008-06-16T22:05:00.001-07:00

Oie tano mari yad nahee andi?

nahee!

chal khar hai koi gal nahee

mano kara andi hai.
Poetry SMS Messages

O Love Love khidhi Rahi..Main

2008-06-16T22:04:00.002-07:00

O Love Love khidhi Rahi..Main

leave leave parda rea..o kiss

Kiss likhdi rahi main kash

kash parda rea..O viah kara ke

chaali gae..Main LANGUAGE

course karda reaya!
Poetry SMS Messages

Punjabi salesman bargaining

2008-06-16T22:04:00.001-07:00

Punjabi salesman bargaining

wid lady..”Baji, Dopaty vichon

sanu kuj nahi labda..Kameez

vicho fer do anay lab jande

ne,Shaalwar vich tay sanu

pallayon pana painda aey.
Poetry SMS Messages

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi

2008-06-16T22:03:00.002-07:00

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin
Poetry SMS Messages

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na

2008-06-16T22:03:00.001-07:00

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol tame koi naa.
Poetry SMS Messages

Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange

2008-06-16T22:02:00.001-07:00

Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashook asi phasavaange
Poetry SMS Messages

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta

2008-06-16T22:00:00.000-07:00

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Poetry SMS Messages

What Kind Of Person

2008-06-16T21:46:00.001-07:00

What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
A friend is a tissue when you can\’t stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won\’t stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can\’t leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go
A friend is you, and I wanted you to know:
LOVE UR FRIENDS N DONT HURT THEM
New Year SMS

Any man who can drive safely

2008-06-16T21:45:00.002-07:00

Famous saying-
“Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he’s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!”
New Year SMS

Good Time,Bad Time

2008-06-16T21:45:00.001-07:00

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the Time.
New Year SMS

What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?

2008-06-16T21:44:00.001-07:00

wish u de best anniversary

2008-06-16T21:43:00.002-07:00

wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we’ve had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this “thank u &i’ll alwayz love you for what you’ve done for me”u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi’asixenga ngawe(zulu for i’m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough”i love you”
New Year SMS

wish u de best anniversary

2008-06-16T21:43:00.001-07:00

Pray to Allah Almighty,

2008-06-16T21:40:00.000-07:00

Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.kami
New Year SMS

Each moment

2008-06-16T21:39:00.001-07:00

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Malayalam SMS Messages

Fresh Air….

2008-06-16T21:38:00.000-07:00

Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Malayalam SMS Messages

Lets welcome

2008-06-16T21:37:00.000-07:00

Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year
Malayalam SMS Messages

New is the year

2008-06-16T21:36:00.000-07:00

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Malayalam SMS Messages

Lets welcome

2008-06-16T21:35:00.001-07:00

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
Malayalam SMS Messages

New is the year,

2008-06-16T21:34:00.000-07:00

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Miss You SMS Messages

I miss u

2008-06-16T21:31:00.001-07:00

I miss u.i m without u like sky without stars;like flower without fragrance;like
a heart without feelings
Malayalam SMS Messages

Do u know, what i say

2008-06-16T21:30:00.000-07:00

Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO
MUCH
Malayalam SMS Messages

So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

2008-06-16T21:28:00.004-07:00

C.L.I.C.K. means :

C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
Malayalam SMS Messages

U may miss me

2008-06-16T21:28:00.003-07:00

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!
Malayalam SMS Messages

Wenever I miss U,

2008-06-16T21:28:00.001-07:00

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I’ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
Malayalam SMS Messages

U MISS ME

2008-06-16T21:27:00.002-07:00

9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
n learn to say
u miss me
Malayalam SMS Messages

Whenever I miss you

2008-06-16T21:27:00.001-07:00

stars fall down from the sky…
So if any day if you find the sky empty don’t blame me. Its all your fault. You made me miss you so much.
Malayalam SMS Messages

Missing U!

2008-06-16T21:25:00.000-07:00

Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…
Nobody is lucky till love comes along…
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing U!
Malayalam SMS Messages

Ente Rum ile

2008-06-16T21:24:00.003-07:00

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..Love SMS Messages

Jan shatabdii 17.40

2008-06-16T21:24:00.001-07:00

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……
train etra ennam undennariyamo….?
Onnu thala vechu kooode…?????????
Love SMS Messages

Wanna see magic???????

2008-06-16T21:22:00.000-07:00

Wanna see magic???????
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!
Love SMS Messages

Enter Password 2 touch

2008-06-16T21:21:00.000-07:00

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
*
**
***
****
wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway … Take my blessings…
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!
Love SMS Messages

Long cold winter

2008-06-16T21:20:00.001-07:00

Long cold winter nights,an old book,cup of coffee&someone to remember, Winter has come. wish u newSEASON’S GREETING
Love SMS Messages

Asalamu alaikyuum…

2008-06-16T21:19:00.002-07:00

Asalamu alaikyuum…
Ee aaychayil ingale
‘kutichira tv’ yil pala
basayilulla cilmakal.
Thinklyaycha :
puyyaapla poyyotine
Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)
Chovvaycha :
Enthokeyo aavunund
(kuch kuch hota hai)
Budanaycha :
Chelapam kosi
Chelapam beamam (K3G)
vyayacha : Onnum
mindanda (Kuch na kaho)
jumante dovsam : inne
Insult SMS Messages

The one thing

2008-06-16T21:19:00.001-07:00

The one thing
we can never get enough of is love.

And the one thing
we never give enough is also love
Insult SMS Messages

The hardest thing

2008-06-16T21:17:00.000-07:00

The hardest thing
you will ever do is
watch the one you love,
love someone else.
Insult SMS Messages

love is like a

2008-06-16T21:15:00.001-07:00

Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
Insult SMS Messages

I have liked many but loved

2008-06-16T21:14:00.002-07:00

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
Insult SMS Messages

love doesnt ask who r u

2008-06-16T21:14:00.001-07:00

Love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.
Insult SMS Messages

only word

2008-06-16T21:12:00.001-07:00

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU..
Insult SMS Messages

Love is a medicine - Love SMS

2008-06-16T21:11:00.001-07:00

Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Insult SMS Messages

what is love

2008-06-16T21:06:00.000-07:00

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
Insult SMS Messages

Achha Sa Msg

2008-06-14T15:48:00.000-07:00

Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg He To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaye
Greetings SMS Messages

Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se

2008-06-14T12:38:00.002-07:00

Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se
Yeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai
Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai
Aur Yeh 20 paisay Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai…
Greetings SMS Messages

Wash

2008-06-14T12:38:00.001-07:00

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can’t speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
Gazal SMS

I was looking out

2008-06-14T12:37:00.001-07:00

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite……
Gazal SMS

wish that

2008-06-14T12:36:00.003-07:00

wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i’m gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!
Gazal SMS

You r my sweet

2008-06-14T12:36:00.001-07:00

You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Gazal SMS

Welcome aboard2

2008-06-14T12:35:00.003-07:00

Welcome aboard2 “Sweet Dreams” airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land.
Enjoy ur time ;)
G’NITE!
Gazal SMS

Morning is not only sunrise

2008-06-14T12:35:00.001-07:00

Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“
Gazal SMS

How Can I Forget

2008-06-14T12:33:00.000-07:00

…-”"-. ..( ‘.’ ) Waiting =(,,)=(,,)= For My ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sms ??? Don’t Worry.. How Can I Forget U To Say…. “Good Morning!” …
Gazal SMS

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum,

2008-06-14T12:32:00.001-07:00

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum,
Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum,

Na koi rishta hay tum se na koi talluk,
phir bhi na jane q mera man ban jate ho tum,

Me jo bhi likhta hon bat zara qarene se,
Mera geet meri shaira mera deewan ban jate ho tum,

Dil se jo nikalti hai, labon pe aa k dum tor deti hay,
Woh tamanna, wo hasrat wo arman ban jate ho tum.

Main lakh karon koshish tum se tark-e-tlluq ki,
Phir bhari mehfil main meri pehchan ban jate ho tum.
Friendship SMS Messages

Kisi se pyar kertay ho

2008-06-14T12:31:00.000-07:00

Kahan dil chor aye ho,
bohut chup chap se rehtay ho,

Na bante ho na sanwarte ho
na koi bat karta ho

Bhari mehfil main bhi aksar
hamesha khoay rehtay ho

Udasi aankho main le kay
her ek chehre ko takte ho

Koi jab yaad aata hai to
Thundi aah bharte ho

To khul kar kion nahin kehtay
Kisi se pyar kertay ho
Friendship SMS Messages

mujhe tum yaad ate hoo

2008-06-14T12:30:00.002-07:00

Muqaddar ke sitaron per
zameen ki isharon per
udaasi ke kinaron per
kabhi weran shehron mein
kabhi sunsan rahon per
kabhi hairan aankhon mein
kabhi bejaan lamhon main
tumhari yaad holey se
koi sargoshi karti hai
yeh palkain bheeg jati hain
do aansu toot ke girte hain
main palkon ko jhukata hoon
bazahir muskurata hoon
faqat itna hi kehta hoon
mujhe kitna satatey ho
mujhe tum yaad aate ho
bohot hi yaad aate ho…..
Friendship SMS Messages

Aisa kabhi na karna

2008-06-14T12:30:00.001-07:00

Tum roth jao mujhse, Aisa kabhi na kerna,
Main ik nazar ko tarsoon, Aisa kabhi na kerna,

Main poch poch haron, so so sawal kar k,
Tum kuch jawab na do, Aisa kabhi na kerna,

Main kisi roz tum ko sada dun,
Aur tum na aao, aisa kabhi na karna,

Tum chaley jao jab bhi to dekhon tumhara rasta,
Tum loat k na aao, Aisa kabhi na karna….!!
Friendship SMS Messages

MUJHEY TUM YAAD AATAY HO

2008-06-14T12:29:00.000-07:00

Mukaddar k sitaron per,
Zamanay k esharon per,
udasi k kinaron per,
kabhe veran shehraon per,
kabhe sunsan rahon per,
kabhi hairon ankhon main,
kabhi bayjan lamhon main,
tumhari yad chupkay say,
koi sargoshi kerti hay,
yeh palkain bheeg jati hain,
do ansu tot girtay hain,
main palkon ko jhukata hon,
bazahir muskurata hon,
faqat itna he kah pata hon,
mujhey kitna sataty ho,
MUJHEY TUM YAD ATAY HO,
MUJHEY TUM YAAD AATAY HO..
Friendship SMS Messages

mere aansu

2008-06-14T12:28:00.000-07:00

rishta aisa ho jo hame apna maan sake
hamare har dukh ko jaan sake
chal rahen ho agar tez baarish mein bhi
paani se alag mere aansu pehchan sake.
Friendship SMS Messages

Jab Koi Apna Ho Manane K Liye

2008-06-14T12:27:00.000-07:00

Dard Hota Nahin Duniya Ko Dikhane K Liye
Har Koi Rota Nahin Ansu Bahane Kliye
Rutne Ka Maza To Tab Aata Hai
Jab Koi Apna Ho Manane K Liye
Friendship SMS Messages

Our Friendship

2008-06-14T12:24:00.002-07:00

What is real but invisible?
Your Care.

What is true but unfair?
Your Absence.

What is sweet but naughty?
Your Smile.

What is precious but priceless?
Our Friendship
Flirt SMS messages

Sweet and nice

2008-06-14T12:24:00.001-07:00

Sweet and nice
with just a little spice!

Humorous and funny
yet sweet like honey!

Laid back and cool
as precious as a jewel!

I think you’re so neat
and your friendship is a treat!

gooood morning!!!
Flirt SMS messages